My roommate at my first apartment complex used to have a strange fascination with zebras. He had the zebra-striped shower curtain and pillow covers. Weird, but no real cause to worry, I thought. One night, I brought this really hot chick I worked with over for some after dinner fun. I was supposed to be traveling for a meeting but the trip had gotten canceled, so I decided to make the best of it. When girl and I showed up at my place, we opened the door to see my roommate in full zebra body paint, laying on a towel, watching Friends. I didn’t get any action from my date that night, or any other night. RF
