Roommate FAIL - stupid roommates make good stories

Don’t room with your “Best Friend”

qap2015 — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 08:03:44 +0000

Freshman year, me and my best friend roomed together, the 5th wk of school came around I was was packing up to go home for the weekend, I cleaned my side of the room to where there was nothing out of place. There were some clean t-shirts on my bed that I folded up and put on my end table by my bed because I was goin to wear one of them the following week at school. I returned on that Sunday and notices that the shirt I was going to wear was missing but I didn’t let it bother me. Come Thursday I wake up and look for this shirt and find it in a corner, I pick it up and see that it has sperm and poop on it. I confronted my roommate about it and he denied doing it for about 5 mins then he told the truth bout it. He said he was in a hurry and needed something to clean up with, said this shirt was in the floor and closest to him to grab, but remember from what I said earlier: before I left for the wknd, I put the clean shirt on the table. So there for I know for a fact that he did it intentionally. He then offered to buy me a new shirt and other shit but I told him no, that it ain’t the shirt I’m pissed about, it’s the fact that he disrespected me to that extent. So then he didn’t want me to tell anyone about it and said he was very desperate ( it now gets really weird) he then told me he would give me a hand job as long as I didn’t say anything. I didn’t accept anything from him and still told everybody what he did and everything he offered to do for me. Don’t room with your best friend, and if u do, have respect for one another.

Single Student Residence.

hitchhiker13 — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 18:44:47 +0000

I met my roommate the day I moved in. I set my side of the room up, he did his side. We came up with a mutual set of rules for us….I haven’t seen him since. Not once. I know he’s still here because his stuff is being used. But I honest to god have not caught sight of him once since I started school

E.C.P.

toot — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 00:43:27 +0000

my roommate, at any point in time, is doing one of the following: eating, cooking, pooping. at no point in time is she not doing none of these. in fact, many times she is doing at least two of these.

My freaking annoying roommate

nfdhj — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 21:39:45 +0000

I hate my roommates

nfdhj — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 06:13:08 +0000

My room-mates are the most inconsiderate roommates ever!!! I hate them from the bottom of my heart. I really do. They are too loud and they make me feel like an idiot. I am considering to change my room. They use my stuff and when I use theirs, they go crazy!!!!

You across the room.

aa123 — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 03:16:16 +0000

Stop using my stuff, I have numbers on them. Do you fail to realize that when you use something, I can tell. Stop leaving a mess everywhere, stop spitting on the faucet, turn down your phone i dont want to hear it 24/7. I dont want to listen to you or your parents conversation, and i do not care about your friends. Stop trying to hang out with my friends, they hate you. No we will not invite you to parties wehn we go back home because you have no social skills. Stop competing with me about grades, what good is a 4.00 if you can’t speak to a person without them immediately thinking you’re fucking annoying. Stop asking for me to do stuff for you, i wont, I am not your little maid. Yes i will leave my clothes on the ground,if you don’t like them pick them up. stop being a snob because this is why no one likes you. the only reason everyoe on our floor likes you is because they DONT LIVE WITH YOU!
…relief.

Air-headed moron.

Dora — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 18:33:36 +0000

How rude do you have to be when you’re the roommate who stays in the bathroom your whole life, requests that I buy the toilet paper and you use more than 75% of it and then when we run out you simply knock on my door stick both your hands out like some inconsiderate asshole and holler “NEED TP” and just wait there like you’re some royal ass on the street expecting change from well-off people because you think you’re worth it. My God. YOU’RE SO FUCKING RUDE.

Also, SHUT THE FRICKING DOOR IN THE MORNING WHEN YOU BLOWDRY YOUR HAIR. You wake up the ENTIRE unit.

How is it possible you’ve forgotten to flush after your SHIT (literally) 5 times this year?! So I come in the bathroom and see your crap mellowing in the shitter. WTF.

You leave messes all over the counter in the kitchen and NEVER pick up yourself. You NEVER do your dishes, and you leave leftovers EVERYWHERE.

You slam every fricking door possible and if not that you LEAVE all the cupboard doors open in the kitchen, you take up so much space the rest of us (three) feel we can’t even walk around outside our room. My God. YOU WERE NOT BORN TO BE NEAR OTHER HUMANS.

Phone Fail… Okay It’s My Fail, Not Hi…

Brian O'Connell — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 21:33:08 +0000

One time while coming back upstairs when doing the laundry, I was carrying the empty laundry basket in my left hand and my right hand was free. I decided to reach into my right pocket and look for my phone so I can check if I had any new text messages. Sure enough, I couldn’t find it in there. After nearly panicking I look in my left hand and there it is!

They’re Called Emergency Exits FOR A RE…

Brian O'Connell — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:58:07 +0000

The other day, my roommate, our friend Dan, and I were hanging out in the lounge. There are two sets of doors that are only used as emergency exits. We had a conversation about when one kid walked out of those doors and the security guards for the dorm came right in. The other two questioned how they knew so quick, so I said my theory about the doors setting off a silent alarm. About ten or so minutes after that conversation was over, a friend of my roommate’s is standing outside the lounge. Rather than do what a normal person would do and leave the lounge through the main lobby and go out that exit, he decides to exit through the doors in the lounge, thus setting off the silent alarm. My friend Dan and I shared a short laugh at my roommate, then I told him that this incident was worthy of a face-palm.

What is Mine Is Hers, Too!

anitamacario — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 09:40:44 +0000

This happened to me in college. We were only two in the room and at first there was nothing wrong with this guy. We were going along well and we had some great fun.

But things started to fail when he started to use some of my belongings, at first with my permission, then as days goes by, he just get anything of my belongings and use it as it is his own. I can remember when he first asked for my toothpaste because he said his allowance for the week did not arrive so he wasn’t able to buy his toothpaste.

Then he also asked for soap and shampoo for the same reason about his financials. But then, my toothpaste, soap, shampoo and other personal belongings were about to be fully consumed by us and still, he continues to use them and even without my permission especially when I was not around. And up to that point, he still was not able to buy for his own consumables.

Worse, I was so angry one day when I woke-up late and about to go to school. I was looking for my favorite shirt and it was nowhere to find. To my surprise, I found him in the school wearing my shirt and didn’t even asked my permission for him to use it.

Not to make things even further, I transferred to other boarding house and searched for a room that I would be staying alone.