Today my roommate wouldn’t stop talking to my girlfriend. We were all trying to watch Scarface. I missed the chainsaw scene (one of the best in the movie) because o fit. When I mentioned it to her later, she said I need to be more nice to him. roommateFAIL
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Last year my roommate and his girlfriend (who was wearing a bikini) were fooling around in our kitchen. He had left the burner on the stove and accidentally burned his gf’s ass. Even though she was burned, he was the one who couldn’t stop crying. So, I had to drive them to the hospital. roommateFAIL
