I am the definition of a neat freak, I am organized, my desk is always clean, and my bed is always made. To couple this OCD obession with neatness I am a germophobe. I hate people touching my stuff, espically my bed. The first few months of college went great, I loved my roommates, one of which is from China. One sunday evening when I got back to school after a great weekend at home I noticed my bed was f’d up. Somebody had slept in it! It wouldn’t have been an issue but my roommate was an asshole about it. His friend, who also was Chinese, go this thick black hair all over my bed. It was like he had a haircut directly in my bed. I was espically pissed becasue I have washed my sheets and was happy to get some sleep after the 4.5 hour drive back. So when I told my roommate that this was unaccpetable he proceeded to call be stange from other Americans, and that other people don’t mind if their people sleep in their bed. Ok, yeah that true, IF THEY ARE MY FRIEND AND DON’T LEAVE FUCKING HAIR EVERYWHERE! So he promises to never have it happen again. Well, I went home last weekend and the last thing I said to him was to not have anyone sleep in my bed. What do I come back to, the same shit as last time, but worse! This time him and his butt buddy must have been eating Chettos because they used my sheets as a napkin. And of course there was hair everywhere!When I flipped out he said that it got late and his friend couldn’t walk back becasue it was too cold outside. Then he denied that it was cheetos , so I got a bag of them out and smeared some more on the sheets to prove him wrong. The smears matched but we refused to admit. I absoluetly dispise this bullshiter. So help him God if he ever has anyone else sleep in my bed his ass is gonna be deported!
