Freshman year, college dorm room. I had the bottom bunk in our room. One weekend I went back home. I knew my roommate would probably be taking advantage of my absence by banging his girlfriend on the top bunk. I got back late Sunday night and was ready to sleep. Imagine my surprise when I hit the pillow and there was a condom stuck to the back of my neck. The condom had fallen from above. RF
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Today my roommate wouldn’t stop talking to my girlfriend. We were all trying to watch Scarface. I missed the chainsaw scene (one of the best in the movie) because o fit. When I mentioned it to her later, she said I need to be more nice to him. roommateFAIL
