My crazy ass roommate thinks he is GOD. He is the most self absorbed person I have ever met in my entire life, here is his response to what do you do? ” I have a VERY POPULAR MYSPACE blog” he’s fucking 40 years old!!!! He has no respect for the rest of us, he’ll come in at two in the morning and re-wash dishes that have already been washed and put away because he has OCD, and when we asked him to stop doing it his response was ” well maybe you should soundproof your rooms better, I can’t hear anything” wtf??? He brings guys home weekly from casual encounters on craigslist to boot. And to try and explain his reasoning beyond the rules of the apt because he is master tenant is insane, we have written and oral contracts when he feels the need. Unless of course he does something wrong then its fine. And the end story: I was in ICU and my dad called him to move my car from street cleaning because he couldn’t get up there fast enough to do it himself. So my jackass of a roommate parks it IN FRONT OF A DRIVEWAY and gets it towed ( 450$) THEEEN has the balls to say two weeks later ” you guys need to be a little easier on me, Im still recovering from your car being towed”