How rude do you have to be when you’re the roommate who stays in the bathroom your whole life, requests that I buy the toilet paper and you use more than 75% of it and then when we run out you simply knock on my door stick both your hands out like some inconsiderate asshole and holler “NEED TP” and just wait there like you’re some royal ass on the street expecting change from well-off people because you think you’re worth it. My God. YOU’RE SO FUCKING RUDE.
Also, SHUT THE FRICKING DOOR IN THE MORNING WHEN YOU BLOWDRY YOUR HAIR. You wake up the ENTIRE unit.
How is it possible you’ve forgotten to flush after your SHIT (literally) 5 times this year?! So I come in the bathroom and see your crap mellowing in the shitter. WTF.
You leave messes all over the counter in the kitchen and NEVER pick up yourself. You NEVER do your dishes, and you leave leftovers EVERYWHERE.
You slam every fricking door possible and if not that you LEAVE all the cupboard doors open in the kitchen, you take up so much space the rest of us (three) feel we can’t even walk around outside our room. My God. YOU WERE NOT BORN TO BE NEAR OTHER HUMANS.
