Today, my roommate was talking to his mom about his new fat girlfriend. For whatever reason, he told his mom that the girl bought condoms and planned to use them. Naturally his mom isn’t happy. I figured she’d be thrilled the lard ass is losing his virginity, but she’s not. He gets into a yelling match with his mom while I’m in the room and then screams, “They’re flavored! YOU FIGURE IT OUT!!” Roommate FAIL.