How rude do you have to be when you’re the roommate who stays in the bathroom your whole life, requests that I buy the toilet paper and you use more than 75% of it and then when we run out you simply knock on my door stick both your hands out like some inconsiderate asshole and holler “NEED TP” and just wait there like you’re some royal ass on the street expecting change from well-off people because you think you’re worth it. My God. YOU’RE SO FUCKING RUDE.

Also, SHUT THE FRICKING DOOR IN THE MORNING WHEN YOU BLOWDRY YOUR HAIR. You wake up the ENTIRE unit.

How is it possible you’ve forgotten to flush after your SHIT (literally) 5 times this year?! So I come in the bathroom and see your crap mellowing in the shitter. WTF.

You leave messes all over the counter in the kitchen and NEVER pick up yourself. You NEVER do your dishes, and you leave leftovers EVERYWHERE.

You slam every fricking door possible and if not that you LEAVE all the cupboard doors open in the kitchen, you take up so much space the rest of us (three) feel we can’t even walk around outside our room. My God. YOU WERE NOT BORN TO BE NEAR OTHER HUMANS.

One time while coming back upstairs when doing the laundry, I was carrying the empty laundry basket in my left hand and my right hand was free. I decided to reach into my right pocket and look for my phone so I can check if I had any new text messages. Sure enough, I couldn’t find it in there. After nearly panicking I look in my left hand and there it is!

The other day, my roommate, our friend Dan, and I were hanging out in the lounge. There are two sets of doors that are only used as emergency exits. We had a conversation about when one kid walked out of those doors and the security guards for the dorm came right in. The other two questioned how they knew so quick, so I said my theory about the doors setting off a silent alarm. About ten or so minutes after that conversation was over, a friend of my roommate’s is standing outside the lounge. Rather than do what a normal person would do and leave the lounge through the main lobby and go out that exit, he decides to exit through the doors in the lounge, thus setting off the silent alarm. My friend Dan and I shared a short laugh at my roommate, then I told him that this incident was worthy of a face-palm.

This happened to me in college. We were only two in the room and at first there was nothing wrong with this guy. We were going along well and we had some great fun.

But things started to fail when he started to use some of my belongings, at first with my permission, then as days goes by, he just get anything of my belongings and use it as it is his own. I can remember when he first asked for my toothpaste because he said his allowance for the week did not arrive so he wasn’t able to buy his toothpaste.

Then he also asked for soap and shampoo for the same reason about his financials. But then, my toothpaste, soap, shampoo and other personal belongings were about to be fully consumed by us and still, he continues to use them and even without my permission especially when I was not around. And up to that point, he still was not able to buy for his own consumables.

Worse, I was so angry one day when I woke-up late and about to go to school. I was looking for my favorite shirt and it was nowhere to find. To my surprise, I found him in the school wearing my shirt and didn’t even asked my permission for him to use it.

Not to make things even further, I transferred to other boarding house and searched for a room that I would be staying alone.

Me and my friend are wanted to celebrate new year in Bali. So we decided to go together to have a party in there. We arrived in Hotel near Sanur Beach by midnight. Then we rented a room and get some sleep. In the early morning, i was awaken, i heard a loud voice beside me. I realize that it is my friend’s snore. He snoring like hell!! Although his body is muscled up, he still can snore like that. I was driven crazy because i can’t sleep and i leave my room and go to sleep in the chair at the hotel’s lobby. In the morning my body was hurt because i sleep in the chair

I am the type of person who believe that the sweetest thing to do on earth is to sleep. But then, I had this one roommate who talk while sleeping. At first, it seemed okay, as I could tolerate the noise amidst the night. And it only comes twice or thrice a week, or when she’s been exhausted during the day. But then there was this one time when she screamed, and I have decided for myself that I could not take it anymore. Those midnight mumblings kept me uneasy and restless, and I thought I deserve my own chuck of peace and quiet.
Later that morning, I moved out and looked for another vacant room.

I have a roommate, first time during highschool, I was boarding at the school, before I was alone in my boarding room, but I met a homeless lady singers, I feel sad to see a woman singer and had to fight for his life. akupun took to my room and share a blanket for him, he was very grateful to me. turns out she’s a beautiful and fascinating as he knew, without a cap and gloves. Immediately night filled with thunder and rain, I was asleep with the breath of silence and warmth. not realized until the next morning.
One time when I got home from school, I had to buy meals for lunch, not realizing he was lying dead with no breath and no breath, no sound at heart, just the foam on his mouth, lying on morphine powder and scattered between the nose and the floor . he was over-dose. Never mind all tlah passed. no order to be remembered. enough in the heart that speaks

Yesterday my roommate took a stinky dump.

My roommate is a girl.

Girls are not supposed to take dumps.

IF they do, guys are not supposed to smell them.

RoommateFAIL!!!!

ok, first i will introduce myself, im hary dhimas im just 17 years old, i will tell you abaout my crazy roomates.
Im searching for the cheapes apartement in bandung, hey im found it! im found it thats very really cheap, because my and my friend fifty-fifty to pay the apartment payment.

then im going to my college ini the morning (my friend is going to college at 12 o’clock and me at 9) after im finish my school, im wanna going to wash my body.
Oh! dont forget to brush your teeth! and when i wanna brush my teeth i’m found like a liquid in my brussher. .
what is that? and thats smell like a sperm.
oh, maybe it just liquid form washbowl. .

at the next day,
im wanna going to college again , but i forgot my sains book,
but i wanna take a pee before im ssearch my sains book.
what i see? I SEE my roomates cumming with my brushteeth!
ok thats all i wanna say. i wanna forget it

you can not guess how much dirty he was when we read in a high school and unfortunately he was my roommate. whole day he passed in sleep and in night he used to disturb us cotiniously. He loved to put on girls wears,shoes and also behave as a girl with us. oneday i was out of room,then he started to bath in room nudely. when i returned at room i found him taking a bannana in his pussy. i can not beleive it till now. i had to leave the room after seeing that. if you have such roommate what can you do else that?